But the only thing that he would ever have us do in class were play Monopoly and watch reruns of Shark Tank.

And so in my mind, this terrible man on the school board is the reason that I have a nemesis named Kevin O'Leary.

Hi there, everybody. It's Tuesday, May 26, 2006, and it's time for another episode of The God Show.

Hey there, Jesus. Hey, Dad. And with us today, we have some amazing special guests that I am extremely excited about.

Jackie Morgan and Gabby Finlayson from Elevate Strategies out in Utah.

Welcome to the God Show.

Wow, it's such a true honor to be here with God and Jesus.

Thank you for having us.

It's the pleasure is ours.

And you said you had received lots of people who were sending you the link to God's

article about you guys. I guess that was a couple weeks ago now. Yes, my dad was so excited.

Tell your dad, we said, what up. Yeah, yeah. We saw that go viral, your response to, so basically

what had happened was if you missed

out on it, Mr. Wonderful, who's like this huge douchebag, he's building an AI data center

in Utah and these wonderful ladies are fighting back maybe we should just watch the video

that you did an amazing video yeah so good let's just in case you missed it everybody

let's uh let's show them what happened gabby finlayson Gabby what are you doing and why

who's paying you well hi hello it's me Gabby Finlayson, Gabby, what are you doing? And why are, who's paying you? Well, hi, hello. It's me, Gabby Finlayson. What am I doing? Apparently, we've reached the part of the Stratos Data Center journey where Kevin O'Leary goes on national Fox News to accuse us of being, uh, cells for the Chinese Communist Party. Yeah, because at the end of the day, who would want us to stop building our electrical grid? Which adversary would want that? There's only one. It's China. So what I think is happening, and I got my guys to go a deep dig into the IP addresses, and here's what we found out. This is fascinating. We found two cells inside of Utah. Elevate Strategies. Gabby Finlinson.

Gabby, what are you doing? And who's paying you? So what I'm doing right now is after getting this data, I'm calling out Gabby, operating in Utah. So, hi, Kevin. We are Elevate Strategies. This is Utah. You might not know it because you're from Canada. This is where we live. Before we get to do anything too serious, this is the very scary, very intimidating man that is threatening us. We are not taking the criticism of anyone who is wearing flip-flops and a suit on national television. You know, it's not every day you get called out by first and last name on Fox News by a Canadian billionaire trying to ruin my state, but here we are. Kevin, Are you okay? But after sitting with this for a moment, we decided to take it as a compliment, because first of all, how are these men scared of us? Have you met us? Hi. What are we talking about? I want a forensic audit who's funding their platforms. Who is it? So these are proxies for the Chinese government's my argument. And if they're not, because I want them to be able to defend their name, Gabby. Come out, come out wherever you are. Okay, Kevin, go ahead. Mr. Wonderful's Nancy Drew, little detective agency, have at it, brother, because if we were Chinese operatives, we would be the worst operatives in the entire world. Someone alert Beijing that the payment portal to Jackie and I's Amex bills is somehow broken.

As a reminder, we run Democratic campaigns in the state of Utah.

If we were in this to be making money, we would be doing literally anything else.

And you should know that because your job is to give small business owners advice.

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