Kevin Nealon - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Nealon joins Mark and Sam for a legendary comedy hang covering classic SNL stories, Norm Macdonald gambling tales, Adam Sandler memories, Garry Shandling wisdom, and behind-the-scenes stories from comedy history. They get into Steven Seagal disasters, private flights with John Travolta, basketball games with Hollywood stars, weird celebrity dating rankings, and Kevin's new special. Sponsored by: Fabletics Shop now at https://fabletics.com/wmbd to get 70-80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Ultra Pouches Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code WMBD at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Mars Men For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at https://Mengotomars.com Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Kevin Nealon: https://www.kevinnealon.com/ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com #WeMightBeDrunk #KevinNealon #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys, I might be crying sometimes.
0:05.0	It's just so you know.
0:09.0	That's a perfect opening.
0:11.0	This could be a dramatic episode of we might be drunk.
0:14.0	Yeah, with Kevin Nealyn.
0:15.0	We bear it all.
0:17.0	Dude, good to see you.
0:19.0	Do you ever have anybody at a, ego up to a bartender, say, dude, you over-served me. Is that like the weakest kind of like excuse for being drunk and out of control? The bartender overserved me. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I've never heard that. You can't do that to a waiter, you know, like, hey, dude, you overserved me, man. I gained like two pounds. What are you going to do about it? I have a, people complain when the drink is too stiff. Oh, yeah. That's like when the bartender's like, I'm hooking you up and you're like, the drink tastes like shit. That's me, man. When I bartended, I used to bartender at the improv. Really? Yeah, yeah, for two years. 1980. Holy shit, man.
0:54.9	Yeah, I see everybody come in,
0:55.9	the Robin Williams, Andy Kaufman.
0:57.4	Wow.
0:58.0	But I, Really? Yeah, yeah, for two years. 1980. Holy shit, man.
0:54.9	Yeah, I see everybody come in, the Robin Williams, Andy Kaufman. Wow. But I didn't ever bartended before, but I befriended the regular bartender. He goes, hey, you want to work? I said, yeah, but I never bartender. So I got one of those Boston bartender guides, and I kept it under the bar. I thought the more alcohol you put in it, like the college mentality, people would love it.
1:14.0	Right.
1:14.5	But a lot of times, and I kept it under the bar. I thought the more alcohol you put in it,
1:11.9	like the college mentality, people would love it.
1:14.0	Right.
1:14.5	But a lot of times they come back.
1:15.7	Hey, can you give me another glass full of like soda water?
1:19.7	I can make this a regular drink?
1:21.6	They're mixing the drink.
1:23.0	Yeah, yeah.
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