Welcome to the Eric Metaxus show with your host, Eric Metaxus.

Hey there, folks.

Welcome to this week's edition of Ask Mataxis. Yes I traditionally play the role of Metaxis every week on Thursday. Today's Thursday, right? Yes, it is. Our two. In the first segment, we do Ask Metaxis. I play the role of Metaxis. And the Asker, Albin, why don't you play the role of the Aser? You ask for taxes. I'm adjusting my clothes here.

And by the way, some of these will be joke answers, and it's your, it's a challenge for you to figure out which one.

Okay, here's question number one. Maybe that suits here. Will there be wine in heaven? Seems like there's a lot of talk about wine in the scriptures.

Note, this is what this person wrote.

I prefer a red cabernet Sauvagnan.

Wow, will there be wine in heaven?

There will be, I know this for a fact, there will be a lot of chocolatey drinks,

like Yoohoo, Nestle's Quick, that kind of thing.

Tons of chocolatey, sugary drinks, and yet in heaven, the sugar won't cause inflammation.

Isn't that amazing?

Actually, I just made that up, but will there be wine in heaven?

It seems to me that there will.

The question, I mean, this, I wonder if there's

something from the scripture that I'm not even consulting the scripture, but off the top of

my head, wine is portrayed in the scriptures as a good thing. Yeah, well, we also know,

in heaven, there is no beer. That's why we drink it here. Yeah, that's so stupid and unbiblical.

It makes me angry every time my German relatives sing that song.

So I guess my answer to the first one is, I don't know.

Second question, what are your favorite seasons?

List them one to four, please.

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