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Things I Learned Last Night

Kevin McCallister

Things I Learned Last Night

Space Tim Media

Comedy, Education, History

4.6673 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Become a Patron and Get Early Access to Ad-Free Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/tillnpodcast This episode tells the story of Kevin McCallister, a young boy who gets accidentally left behind when his family goes on a Christmas trip to France. Kevin initially enjoys having the house to himself but soon has to defend it from two burglars known as the Wet Bandits. Kevin sets up elaborate booby traps all over the house, leading the bandits into one trap after another. Eventually, he lures them to the attic and ziplines to his treehouse, but they catch him before he can call the police. Just as they are threatening Kevin, his neighbor, who saw the commotion, hits one of the burglars over the head and calls the police. The Wet Bandits are arrested, Kevin survives, and his family returns home to find he has cleaned and decorated the whole house for Christmas. Things I Learned Last Night is an educational comedy podcast where best friends Jaron Myers and Tim Stone talk about random topics and have fun all along the way. If you like learning, and laughing a whole lot while you do, then you’ll love TILLN. Watch or listen to this episode today! Episode Link: https://tilln.com/kevin Want to Support TILLN: https://linktr.ee/tillnpodcast Listen to Frank Abagnale Jr: https://tilln.com/frankabagnale Text TILLN to 66866 to become a patron and gain access to ad-free episodes, the exclusive discord, and earn discounts on TILLN Merch. Advertise with us: https://bit.ly/3FdZirY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey man.

0:01.1

What's up?

0:01.6

Hey, Merry Christmas.

0:02.8

Oh, yeah.

0:04.8

Merry Christmas.

0:06.7

Merry Christmas.

0:07.8

Oh, da, da, da, da, da, da.

0:09.2

What a beautiful time of the year.

0:11.7

Yeah, it's almost over.

0:12.8

So hope you're enjoying it while you can.

0:14.7

Okay.

0:15.5

Fun times.

0:16.3

Don't, uh, gruge.

0:18.5

Don't, uh, forsake this time with your family because you might not...

0:21.6

What's the...

0:23.6

They shot her.

0:27.9

Is that what we're doing?

0:29.8

I wish you were never born.

0:31.7

It was like their colleague card.

0:32.9

They paid themselves.

0:34.7

Or the Christmas gift for anyone in your family with a massive head?

0:38.5

So he puts together this war plan to defend his home.

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