Kevin Durant - Dead
Mickstape
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2017
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Kevin Durant: Dead. Joel Embiid: Also, Dead. Jahlil Okafor? Alive and well. In this special, breaking news edition of Mickstape, Coley and Tyler break down what these injuries mean for the rest of the season for the Warriors as well as league wide. There is also some LaMelo Ball bashing to lighten the mood during these troublesome times. Nothing lightens a mood like some teen bashing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed table listeners. You can find us every Sunday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
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| 0:30.0 | Folks, we come to you with sad news today. Kevin Durant, dead. Joel and B dead. I don't know, Tyler, what the hell happened? |
| 0:48.0 | I knew I'd tell you. |
| 0:52.0 | These are troubling times in the NBA. Two of the premier tweeters, two of the premier players. |
| 0:58.0 | Just probably not playing it, but Joel and B for sure not playing any more regular. How many, will you play 21 games? Is that the final number? |
| 1:05.0 | That sounds about right. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, so he played about 400 NBA minutes. And that's it. That's the end of Joel. Like, what? |
| 1:15.0 | How can Philly have him in their long term plans? Every time he gets hurt, I feel like he goes to the doctors. |
| 1:23.0 | They're like, oh, no, he's fine. And then the next time he goes, he's horrifically injured. |
| 1:27.0 | That's why, if you saw it, the first wave of it, all the Philly fans, you're like, all right, it's the knee and not the foot. |
| 1:36.0 | It's fine. I'm like, don't do this to yourself. Is that better? You want him to have more injured parts? |
| 1:44.0 | No, the knees were fine. Yeah, tech though. Yeah, it's like, uh, next time he's going to like, like, see for and like his back. |
| 1:52.0 | And they're going to be like, oh, perfect. Like, he'll bounce right back from that back injury. |
| 1:56.0 | Yeah, big men always beat back injuries, feet injuries and the injuries. It's his oldest time. |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah, this isn't even like one of those marvels of modern medicine. That's just been constant for about 200 years now. |
| 2:11.0 | Yeah, the bigger you are, the healthier you are. That's just what it is. People that are eight feet tall, lived to eat 8,000 years away. |
| 2:18.0 | Everyone knows that. Yeah, I've often said it. |
| 2:22.0 | So, do all of these done neurons know well, currently on the Dallas Mavericks? Good, good for Philly. That serves him right. |
| 2:31.0 | So, are they taking Jason Tatum? Like, what poor soul are they taking in this draft? Like, oh, Harry Giles, they're taking Harry Giles. |
| 2:39.0 | They've got to, right? I think they're contractually obligated to get the number one pick and take Harry Giles. |
| 2:45.0 | No, no, no. The Hinkman has got a hankering for some Harry Giles, but so I, Collangelo seems like a Tatum. |
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