Hi it's me. I'm walking up Madison now. Oh, Fudge! It's cold! Holy shit! It's so, so, so cold!

Oh my God!

Ow! My fingers are little ice cubes mark, little tiny ice cubes that will never be

warm again did the forecast say it was gonna be this cold God I should really check

that before I leave oh my god I'm still recording sorry sorry anyway

What was I gonna tell you? Oh, oh yes, okay

Remember your weird friend Matt in college the one who flossed with his girlfriend's hair

flossing with hair.

I just went out with a guy who was so much like him.

It was crazy.

Like we were at the bar and the bartender puts on our drinks and before I can even take a sip, he reaches over, puts two fingers in my glass, takes out the olive and eats it.

Eats it, just like that.

And the worst part was, I kept forgetting that that wasn't his name.

He had to tell me four times.

It was, um, e. that that wasn't his name he had to tell me four times it was oh God I've

forgotten it again anyway I'll give you like the full story when I see you oh well

well that'll be now I'm here okay blah that this is a stupid

voice memo don't listen to it but if you already have secret reward for your

patience I actually slept with Matt twice and never told you. Okay, bye.

It is so cold out there. I know. How do you know you've been here for hours? No, it's so so cold.

Oh my God.

It's like Alroker.

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