Kermit Comes in CLUTCH
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JAR Media
4.9 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Did somebody say fucking rankers, is it? |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.9 | Ranking and being all friendly today. |
| 0:12.8 | Hello. |
| 0:14.9 | I can't really do a comment very well. |
| 0:16.8 | Maybe you should be Kermit. |
| 0:18.9 | Hello there. |
| 0:21.6 | Maybe Kermit. Can there. Maybe Kermit. |
| 0:24.6 | Can you tell a bite every line? Yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. |
| 0:30.6 | You seem to give me a fright. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm just gonna have to do my Jordan voice, huh? |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah, no, that's cool. |
| 0:39.1 | You woke moralists? |
| 0:40.4 | Because I can't do Jordan. |
| 0:42.9 | Maybe you're only allowed to do one or the other. |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:45.9 | He's the only one that's blessed with like the perfect amalgamation of a bit of |
| 0:50.8 | Kerm and a bit of Pete. |
| 0:52.3 | You ranking, moralists. |
| 0:54.8 | Quit ranking, you moralists. |
| 1:00.0 | Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night. |
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