Kermet Apio does not condone swatting, but he does condone pretending to golf - #2738

Tom Barnard Podcast

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4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Swatting is all the rage these days. If you haven't heard of it, it's basically tricking the cops into maybe shooting someone. Fun, right? If that sounds a little intense to you, why not try a cruise instead? It takes something like seven years to sail the seas out to Hawaii, so you'll have plenty of time to relax. Plus the SWAT teams can't reach you in international waters.

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0:00.0	I'm Bradley Trainer.
0:01.1	And I'm Don McLean.
0:02.3	We have a podcast called Blinded by the Item.
0:04.4	A blind item is gossip about a celebrity with her name left out.
0:07.3	It's a guessing game.
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0:09.4	The item might be like, this A-List star carries a Birken bag worth more than the average person's house to the gym to work out.
0:16.4	Pretty sure that's J-Lo.
0:17.9	And P.S.
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0:23.2	episode every weekday so the fun never ends. Blinded by the Item, listen wherever you get podcasts,
0:28.3	and watch us on the Blinded By the Item YouTube channel.
0:34.7	This is for Bernie.
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0:44.0	Can I say with the family?
0:45.3	I can still say with the family, can I?
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0:53.7	And Kristen Burt.
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