Keon Coleman commits in odd fashion
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🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Coleman chose to commit for the next 8-9 months while not wearing a shirt and Michigan State basketball shorts.
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| 0:00.0 | We'll take suit. Oh, okay. I almost had how do you commit to state? Then you commit to Arkansas and you were a TCU, a month ago. |
| 0:06.7 | Cause you didn't enroll. |
| 0:07.8 | Gotcha. And then Keon Coleman, who we know is gone, says for the next eight or nine, he just committed no shirt in an MSU basketball shorts. |
| 0:19.5 | Excuse me. Yeah. No shirt on MSU basketball shorts. What is this guy Dylan Brooks? |
| 0:25.3 | And he goes, all right, commitment time for the next eight to nine months. I'm taking my tails to tell us. I quit. I mean, we are. This is like eight to nine months. |
| 0:36.8 | Right. Couldn't say next year next year. I'll play it in Florida State, specifically for the next 24 weeks. |
| 0:45.6 | It's the best commitment I've ever seen in my life. It will never get time. Evan, you mean for all the money dates for Adam, he couldn't put a shirt on. |
| 0:54.8 | I mean, it's historic. Oh, you're right. You couldn't have a Florida State t-shirt to put out a page of Michigan State shorts on. Yes. |
| 1:04.3 | Yeah. I mean, it's awesome at this point. Like we're living in theocracy college football edition. Yeah. It'll rank right up there with Jalen Rose's red suit on draft night for the next eight to nine months. |
| 1:16.5 | I'm going to be taking my tail on self. I think what I'm more blown away by like the key on thing is whatever. He clearly loves himself. God bless. |
| 1:23.7 | But the other guy on Stewart. The kid who did the kid on Stewart. |
| 1:28.8 | I'm going to state here. I sound like I sound like Kelser. What happened? |
| 1:35.7 | And just kidding. The pain's not even dry on the graphic. What happened? |
| 1:44.6 | Thank you for that update, Evan. Just to reassure us, we've lost total cabin pressure. He said, this is where I belong. Who pig? Yeah. |
| 1:52.3 | Except. Okay. You know what? God bless. It doesn't matter. He's only going to be there for eight to nine months. |
| 2:01.8 | Yeah. For people like you and a lot of people, even me, it takes away from what college sports used to be. I just need to get to the games because I this. This is. |
| 2:12.2 | But at the games, you're going to have to buy programs because you won't know who's who. Because wait, I thought this person was on our team. |
| 2:20.3 | Why did he switch jerseys in the locker room at aftime for the next eight to nine months? David does next that somebody's just at half time. You know what? |
| 2:29.3 | I'm planning for the other team now. I just eight to nine months shirtless wearing the shorts of the school you left. Right. |
| 2:36.6 | Dude wardrobe change. I'll you just anything but what you've shown up with. Just try again. Go in your room. Close your eyes. Reach out for clothing. Something. |
| 2:48.2 | I Charlie wore jerseys. Something. Yeah. He was in his hotel room and making this announcement. Oh my god. It gets better. I mean, at least walk on campus. Thank you. |
| 2:59.3 | There's something standing front of their football stadium. My new home. |
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