Kenny DeForest has never seen Dallas

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Kenny DeForest has never seen Dallas, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Dave Ross, we play Before and Afters, Character Card Game, Kyle’s Dad Trailer Game, and more! Head over to Stitcher Premium for extended episodes with more games, exclusive bonus episodes, and our entire archive, ad-free! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Star Banes out of there.
0:01.9	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:08.7	this is Never Seen It.
0:13.3	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.1	Hey everybody, Kyle from Never Seen It here.
0:22.3	On today's episode, we are joined by the very funny Kenny De Forest, who has never seen
0:26.3	the show Dallas.
0:27.6	Kenny has an album out called Bad Dreams, which you can check out on iTunes, wherever
0:31.5	you listen to comedy.
0:32.9	It's very funny.
0:33.8	I'm super excited if this episode.
0:35.0	It's so fun to do.
0:35.9	We're also joined in studio by Dave Ross, who's brand new stand-up comedian. This is the first time he's
0:39.8	ever been on a podcast. So you guys are going to love it. Kenny DeForest has never seen
0:43.1	Dallas. It's so fun. Thank you for listening. And I want to remind you if you are in L.A. on
0:47.9	March 28th, please come to Dynasty Typewriter. We're doing a live show. We're recording it for something very fun. It's March 28th at Dynasty Typewriter. Tickets are at DynastyTyperator.com. Los Angeles. Please come out. It's going to be very fun. And please enjoy Kenny. Have you watched American meme? No, no, no, I'm a grown-up.
1:06.5	Oh, cool.
1:09.8	Oh, cool. I see what's happening here.
1:11.3	Nice.
1:11.8	I'm here with my friends.
1:12.9	You come on the show about not shaming people for their viewing habits.
1:16.7	You're like, no, I'm a grown-up, you fucking baby.
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