Adam Newman has never seen Lost

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Adam Newman has never seen Lost, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Grant Gordon, we play Before and Afters, Character Card Game, Kyle’s Dad Trailer Game, and more! Come to our live show at Dynasty Typewriter on March 28th: https://www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar/neverseenitmar28 Follow us on Twitter @neverseenitshow Follow Kyle on Twitter & Instagram @kyleayers For exclusive extended and bonus ad-free episodes, as well as our entire archive, find us on Stitcher Premium! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.1	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
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1:13.5	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:20.1	Hey everybody, Kyle here.
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