Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

If I seem bleary-eyed, it's because I watched the Oscars.

And then I stayed up until 2 in the morning writing about it for the Daily Mail.

Jimmy Phelis here. Did you watch the Oscars?

Did you really?

I saw enough Oscars. If I didn't have to write about it for Daily Mail, I would have skipped it because I didn't watch one movie. Not one. Yeah, I did not see any of the movies. The only movie I saw in a theater this year was the- I heard one battle after another sucked. I heard Sinners was pretty cool.

I've seen 40 minutes of one battle after another,

which was 39 minutes more than I wanted to watch.

It's like a... another sucked. I heard sinners was pretty cool. I've seen 40 minutes of one battle after another,

which was 39 minutes more than I wanted to watch. It's like a monument to Antifa. That is,

whether they want to embrace that or not, that's kind of what it was. And the whole,

everything that they said last night. And let's get to that, okay, is so out of touch with the rest

of the world that i considered

the whole thing unwatchable i didn't watch a minute of it that i felt was on the correct frequency

did you i'm trying to think like i wanted to love billy crystal yeah yeah the montage barbara

strassan lost her mind and she was like a rambling old homeless lady. Yeah. And so I started looking into her and Robert Redford. He was creeped out by her. She was a horn dog, total purve. And she badgered him into doing the way we were. And when they did the love scenes, he wore two pairs of underwear so she wouldn't touch his penis. How about that? And listen, I don't think that, you know, and then she got up there and in the remembrance last night kind of made that their moment. Yeah, she made it for a moment. Yeah, that's what I mean. And then she sang the way we were, which she warbled. And the only person who would have liked that would have been my mom, but I'm certain she was asleep.

It was a tough watch.

Do you want my big argument?

It's not political.

Okay.

And I know there's a little bit of that.

And Conan was fine.

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