Kennedy Saves Your New Year's Eve
Kennedy Saves the World
FOX News Podcasts
4.5 • 811 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2022
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some follow the noise. |
| 0:03.0 | Bloomberg follows the money, whether it's the funds fueling AI or crypto's trillion-dollar swings. |
| 0:08.9 | There's a money-side to every story. |
| 0:11.4 | Get the money-side of the story. |
| 0:13.5 | Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com. |
| 0:15.8 | Thank you. Welcome to this episode of Kennedy saves the world, and it is imperative that I save your new year's Eve, not with tricks and tips and planning and invitations. |
| 0:37.2 | You have one invitation, and that is to the Fox News Channel. |
| 0:40.6 | It is going to be in New York for a little bit, but it will be anchored in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee, |
| 0:48.0 | which has become the epicenter for ushering in a new year. |
| 0:52.4 | I can think of no better person to tickle your ivories and to stroke |
| 0:57.9 | your funny bone than my favorite comic in America. He was a writer on my showgram. He has graduated |
| 1:04.8 | to the stratosphere of performative news comedy. Jimmy Fela joins me. Welcome back to Kennedy Save So, Whoa. For the record, you're not supposed to say that I wrote for your show. Why? I told people I worked for Jeffrey Epstein. They're like, did you work for Kennedy? I'm like, no, I was a matchmaker with Justlain Maxwell for a bunch of years in the late 90s and aughts. I kid. There's no higher... That's a respectable profession. Listen, there is no higher honor in showbiz than writing for your show, as you know. In our field, you know, when it comes to like street ball, when it comes to like street cred, like, and you know it kills me to compliment you. We have a strict, no compliment rule. Please. But you are considered pound for pound the most talented person in the building. |
| 1:44.8 | I wouldn't go that far. No, no. You're way up there. Hey girl. But the truth is, it was a big deal. Like when I got hired to write for your show, when the other 17 people turned it down and the 18th guy killed himself. And you're like, how about fella? That was an accident. Okay? He was on a cruise ship. |
| 2:01.6 | There was some cooking grease that accidentally spilled. I think what we're trying to say is happy New Year, everybody. That's absolutely right. And we are New Year's experts. We have, to be clear, I want to make this point, okay, because we do know a lot about New Year's. But we've attended a lot of parties. We've closed a lot of parties. |
| 2:18.6 | We've also been escorted out of a lot of parties by security. |
| 2:22.2 | I think the first public... |
| 2:22.9 | I think there were been mechanical bulls. |
| 2:24.8 | There was a drum kit. |
| 2:26.3 | The first public event I ever did with you was the 2016 Democrat National Convention |
| 2:31.8 | where you were nice enough to let me do a little segment on your show, |
| 2:35.1 | which of course ended with us getting an armed escort. |
| 2:37.5 | Not because we were like prize talent, but because we were being taken out of like a CNN hospitality tent. |
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