Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

State of the Union was last night.

It was the longest State of the Union speech in the history of the presidency.

And of course, there are a couple of things that always stand out. Number one, it's so funny watching grown adults, elected members of Congress,

House members, senators clamor not only to get the attention of the president as he's walking to the podium and leaving the chamber.

They go up to him.

They want face time.

It just goes to show you how competitive it is to actually get a moment with the president and how critical that face-time.

That may be the only five seconds that most of these people have face-to-face with the president

all year.

And that's fascinating because you just assume, especially some of the more visible members of the House and Senate that you see on the news all the time,

you just assume that they're in constant contact with the White House and with the president, but that you see on the news all the time, you just assume that they're in

constant contact with the White House and with the president, but that is clearly not the case.

Some of them are such leg humpers, and it's so embarrassing that they whipped out their phones

to take selfies with the president. And believe me, I am a big fan of ambushing celebrities with my phone and taking a

good selfie here and there. I've done it for years. Ever since the advent of the flip feature on the iPhone,

I have been doing that happily. You have to have your phone ready, though, when you see these boomers kind of stumbling and fumbling, trying to figure out how to get the shot, it's embarrassing. But it is embarrassing regardless. Like, don't do that. You're not 15-year-olds. You're not loading up your social media. You're not going to post this on your story. And if you are, go back to legislating, go back to figuring out

how to make things work better for the country and not just your own narcissistic dopamine

hits. That is so silly and hysterically immature. Also immature, the Democrats who didn't stand up for

the hockey team.

That's the nice thing about the Olympics and about athletics and greatness.

Like, whatever country you're from, whatever the sport, if you have athletes that win gold medals, they're going to be celebrated and they're going to be celebrated in the most public forum possible. There is nothing embarrassing about that. There's really not anything

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