Kennedy Levels of Ruddiness with Patrick Redford
The Distraction: A Defector Podcast
Defector Media
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Defector’s own Patrick Redford joins Drew and Roth to for a Hater’s Guiiiide to the NBA Playoffs! Which team in the East should you root for even as the Boston Celtics are inevitable like the heat death of the universe? Which teams in the West signify how weird their owner has gotten? And which team are the Sacramento Kings who are great and will never disappoint Patrick? And as always, they dive into the Funbag, answering real questions from real listeners.
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- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth
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The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.
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| 0:00.0 | We're back! It's a distraction. I'm Drew. That's raw. How are you doing? |
| 0:05.8 | Roth? I'm good. How are you? How's your day going? I'm good. I had a bro's weekend. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh yeah. This weekend. just me and my sons at home and hench and |
| 0:17.1 | hench yeah and booger and and so my my wife and daughter they went they went away for the weekend because it was my daughter got into a college early very exciting and they had their visitors day. |
| 0:29.6 | Yeah, I'm not gonna say the name because I don't want you, you filthy people knowing where she is. |
| 0:35.6 | So then they, so they had to go to the airport. |
| 0:39.1 | So I'm driving into the airport and my wife says to my daughter,'s like oh do you do you have your |
| 0:45.2 | license and she was like oh and I was like and we're almost the airport I'm like are |
| 0:50.0 | you fucking shitting me because she's 18 now so like when you're 18 you don't just |
| 0:57.4 | get to board on a flight without ID because your parents are with you like you're |
| 1:00.8 | an adult like you have to have your shit with you and I was like do |
| 1:03.8 | even have your wallet and she's like no and I was like dude like it was the most |
| 1:07.8 | pissed I'd been at my kid in a long time and I was like you got to be fucking |
| 1:11.7 | shitting me I love going to a different city with like |
| 1:14.2 | less stuff than you would bring with you to go to the mall. Like the idea of not bringing |
| 1:19.2 | my wallet with me somewhere is fucking insane like I know you can do a lot of shit with your phone like |
| 1:24.4 | Apple Pay and all that stuff but like I said to her I was like get your shit together |
| 1:29.6 | and bring your fucking wallet with you next time she She got through TSA, but like not without travails. |
| 1:36.3 | You know, she had to, you know, I don't know. |
| 1:38.5 | She had to like show him a photo of like her fucking international student ID. |
| 1:41.3 | I don't even fucking know. |
| 1:42.1 | It's good that it worked. I was going to say that I had an experience. |
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