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Fred describes himself in seven words

A guy in tights in a cape

And Hardy with blunt honesty

I am not known as Mr. Fogg

Toucher and Hardy continues on the SportsHop.

So Fredless Friday, a toucher in a Hardy, brought you by Fandual's sportsbook.

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Fred actually sick today.

Not a typical Friday illness, not a Scott Zolak, June, water heater, mishap type of absence.

This is real. Fred is sick.

And now Kendra Middleton is here to, as if things weren't okay already, to make everything right with the world. Kendra is brought to you by Draft King's Sportsbook. Good morning, Kendra. Good morning, boys. How are we? Good to see you. Good to see you. In one piece, we were really worried about deathifying stunt maneuvers in Indianapolis. I, yeah, what a crazy. I had a bad weekend. I had a bad weekend of gambling. I had a bad weekend of driving. I didn't make it to the game. The weather sucked. I did get Waffle House as a consolation prize. So I think that that's at least a win. We saw the bottles of wine there too. That was good. I had half of one of those. I did not even. I left one for the maintenance lady. Were they splits? They were like the little baby Like ones that you buy in the lobby I was like oh I'll have a drink It's you know I don't really ever Because they were big They were bigger than like nips Yeah it was You know like the just like the really crappy like cheap tiny bottles of wine That you see in like a lobby somewhere That's's what it was. Okay. Was it like a four ounce or? Yeah, probably something like that. So, all right. Let's bring everybody back. When Kendra was here last Friday? Last Friday. Wow. It seems like so much longer ago. You were telling us about this odyssey that you were about to embark on, which involved what? Tell us what you were planning on and what actually happened. So someone that I know drove home for the holidays because they were going to be there for a while, so they wanted to have their car. So they drove from Boston to Dallas. And so I love... Okay, which number one. Agree. I agree. I agree. Can we just start with, because what they have are rental car companies. Yes. And one can fly. Oh, that's right. From Boston to Dallas. Yes. You do not have to justify this to me. This is not a me. I understand. I'm with you. I gave them the same amount of crap. So you think that's crazy, but driving 1,900 miles and not seeing a football game, is it?

Okay, we'll get to that. I'm with you. I gave them the same amount of crap. So you think that's crazy, but driving 1,900 miles and not seeing a football game, is it?

Okay.

We'll get to that. Okay.

So your friend could have flown to Dallas, rented a car, driven around, and then flown back to Boston.

Well, we went over the reason that they couldn't fly off the air.

Okay. Yes. I don't fly off the air. Okay.

Yes.

I don't remember, but okay.

Oh, God.

Nothing like speaking in code for a guy wasn't involved in a conversation to begin with.

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