Toucher and Hardy.

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If you use this, Mike Kendra, the one I'm on, I can tell you something right now.

I never use that, Mike. I know. You find it disgusting. I'm disgusting. No, no. I never use that, Mike.

I know. You find it disgusting. I'm disgusting. No, no. I just, I don't. I haven't board opt since I was like 19 years old. Well, there's, believe me, this board doesn't barely do anything. They keep taking pieces and pieces away from it. I wish it did something. I wish I could pull things down without having to tell Adam. but that is not

the lot I've been given.

But there is from avocado I could pull things down without having to tell Adam, but that is not the lot I've been given.

But there is from avocado toast.

I bumped the mic with avocado toast, and I've been unable to remove it.

So I have thought, because Kendra's working a lot over Christmas, I have thought invariably Kendra's going to sit in his seat because she likes to be in this position of power. She likes to it's like, you know, sitting behind Hemingway's typewriter. You know, you get this kind of opportunity, but then she's invariably going to go, I would so disgusting.

And I would say, well, I don't wipe down the board because I'm not a germaphobe and that no one else uses it.

But I was going to warn her that this is avocado toast because she's going to go, Fred was sick and got snot all over the microphone, which you know she'd say.

I can see it a mile away. I share a microphone with Zolak, so I think that that's added to my... But Zolak leans into that. But I've added to... It's added to my, like, clean insanity. I got Hardy making fun at me off everything under the sun. I don't need my sanitariness being attacked by you. Wait. I actually... You do. You call me loony. I was listening to you guys with Cedric and I was hearing about your table. Do you not know about Task Rabbit? I do, but I can't in good conscience pay a guy $80 to come over and put together the table. My son can do it. My son's got the kind of brain where he follows orders. You know, like he can... Coachable. Very coachable. Thank you. I like that you said that. Yes, coaches. He's very coachable. No, but he is. He's like, he's good. Everyone likes him. He's a good kid. But the, uh, so he like put together the Christmas tree. Like he went with me when I bought it and he didn't mind. Like there's part of him that kind of likes it. So I've been riding him. I haven't been riding him about this table because he's got enough to do. But he can put that table together. I could put it together. Like I could do it. Now could I do it well and easy as you guys probably? No. No, I'm in the camp with you.

Sometimes it's worth it to just pay someone to do something for you. Okay, I will say this.

Know this. My dog lives the life or I Riley. But now if I even like go to sit down on the ground and put something together, my dog runs down into the basement. Because it knows I'm going to get pissed. Right. I know I've never done anything to the dog. That makes me so sad. See, this is why you can't talk about animals. I've never done anything to the dog, but the dog knows I'm going to yell. And I believe this, especially with dogs, it's an energy. Yes. Before you open the box, you're giving off some energy of stress and the dogs either sense it or smell it or feeling they're like, I'm out of here. Right. When I was putting together that baby gate for the, so the cat can get through but the dog can into the mud room, I was like, ah, and I'm like, why do I even have to put this up? Why do I have this dog? I got to put this up. I'm yelling to myself. And the dog is like, all right, I'm out of here. 23 scadoo. This dude is crazy. He's like, 23, scudo. Let's get down to the bidsmen where the bones are. Do you think the dogs kind of copy their owner's personality in a way?

In that, this isn't copying me, but in that if I have any female over, the dog decides to lay right down and just start putting out tremendous, noxious gas.

That needs to be explained as

this is the animal.

Like in any situation, like, it gets

all excited around females

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