Good morning, it is Thursday, September 22, the first day of fall.

Fall technically hits at 9.03 pm today. Trending this hour, Jupiter, the largest

planet in the solar system will be especially large and bright as it rises in

the east at sunset on Monday, September 26, because it will be its closest

approach to earth in 59 years. Also trending Brad Pitt. He's debuting a new

skincare line using grapes from his chateau in France. He's crediting

Gwyneth Paltrow, his ex, for getting him to wash his face. Wait, wait, wait, just say

whatever you said again. He's crediting. No, no, no, no, no, they'll be getting it.

The grapes, okay, the whole thing. Just trending Brad Pitt. He's debuting a new

skincare line using grapes from his chateau in France. He's crediting Gwyneth Paltrow for getting him to

wash his face. Okay, so two questions. One, why did his mom teach him to wash his face?

Well, I know there's the sold saying there's a sucker born every minute, but who is the sucker

that's like, I must wash my face with overpriced garbage so I can wash my face the way Brad Pitt

washes his face. Because I don't know about you, Casey, but there are many times in Brad Pitt's

life where I have said that man needs to wash his face. He looks dirty. This is a genderless

skincare line. It is good for men and women. Question two. Yes. Are you one of the women who finds

Brad Pitt wildly attractive? I did. Yes. What, what changed? I mean, he hasn't changed. He

still looks like the quasi homeless desperately in need of a shower individual that he always has.

Well, I think the longer he hangs around, the more you see the personality, that's a turn.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's understandable. You're one of these women that needs to be

lied to by the man that they aren't what they present themselves as being. I get it. No, it's fine.

I'm one of those women who prefers not to be lied to. I can just stand completely.

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