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That is such a perfect line to come into our show of you saying my government would never lie to me, would they? Because I don't know if you noticed. Misrepresent the facts? You're back, by the way. I am back. Welcome back to this award-winning program. Oh, thank you. I know you missed me so much, didn't you? I was floored. You returned. I'm so glad that Indy Spanglish was here. He did such a nice job with you.

So thank you, Jerry Lopez for filling in. It was the sports betting odds. It was minus 170.

You wouldn't even come back. So for those of you don't know about sports betting, that was a heavy favorite.

Casey would not return. So anybody who laid coinage on you coming back, they're doing a little

victory dance here today. I noticed that the chairs are still really low and broken in here.

Like I need a booster seat. I feel like I'm five. But you know what? I want to tell you something

that I saw yesterday as I was driving back. Of course, most people know I went to the East Coast

and I did the cross country haul my butt back to town last night.

How were the roads?

Great until you get to Indiana.

Boy, howdy.

It's like road work ahead as soon as you cross the state line,

and it goes the entire way to Indianapolis.

And you were giving me regular updates on where you were. Like I was like, shouldn't you be telling your husband this? Like I just want to make sure you made it back. Okay. I don't need to know when you're in, you know, Toledo. He was napping and you were more entertaining. It was like, keep me company, sending you audio texts. But one thing I noticed last night is I was driving into town.

No, it wasn't the potholes.

No, it wasn't the construction.

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