Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Road and Road Football Show. I'm Patrick Darden.

You joined us always by Mr. Craig Dennis Carter. We're going to break down the big changes

in the Seahawks backfield. The Rams has continued struggles. Whether Taisam Hill and Gino Smith

are well and truly for real. One thing we're not going to talk about, Danny, is you falling down

your stairs and almost dying on someday because I put that out there as like a topic and that I

didn't want to talk about how we were just to crepe an old man. Right. We decided against talking

about how I slipped on my daughter's jacket, which was on the side of the stairs, and went tumbling

down the stairs and spilled my plate of eggs, somehow held onto my laptop, but thought that I

had broken, I don't know, three to five bones. This is something we will not talk about on this show.

We will not talk about how you're podcasting in a flap jacket. Flack jacket, excuse me. I

not heard the eggs portion. That really adds a dimension to it. So it's food and a laptop.

I was covered in eggs. Next thing I know, my dog is on top of me eating the eggs.

You were laying there kind of just like dying for a little bit like the vultures were coming in.

Your dog's like, you've been a good master. Another thing I won't talk about is when you hit

your funny bone hard enough. Again, this is off limits. I'm not going to talk about it, but when

you hit your funny bone hard enough, the feeling leaves your entire lower arm, like completely,

totally numb for many, many minutes and you think, oh God, I've lost functioning in my left hand.

That's your blurbing arm. I mean, we would have had to immediately fire you. I mean,

I know you may think an MBC is like, you can't fire someone who's suffered an accident, but that

is actually not part of your employment. I said, my wife, please help me up. I'll be fiery if

I'm not up in 15 seconds. You would have been gone. And you were like, yeah, Pav refers to me as

tiny Tim at work and he always says, he's going to fire me. And it's really like a lot of harassment.

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