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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday, the 20th of September.

So now you know we've got to have skin grafts and while I'm conscious.

Not too sure about that one.

Apparently under local anaesthetic.

It's like being a kebab on a spit, isn't it, really?

So you'll be sort of lying there and they'll be taking slivers of skin from presumably sort of healthy bits of your body, of which there aren't many bits left.

And then they sort of, I don't know whether they glue it or apply. I don't know how it works, actually. I've never sort of, never had it done before, so it should be interesting. The reason they couldn't do general anaesthetic is because of the heart drugs that I'm on after my stents. So

it gets more complicated. But they've said within 10 days, we'll be having, they wanted to do it

Monday. Monday. I mean, I'll tell you, that completely threw me into a bit of a tizzy because I wasn't sure what was going on. Anyway, in the world of celebrity, they were all out there.

I did have to buy OK magazine to see who was wearing more makeup.

Peter Andre, or his lovely wife, who's only got the one expression, vacant.

And it turns out Peter Andre is wearing more makeup than she is.

And he's photoshopped within an inch of his life.

But as I say, she's beginning to look

more and more like his carer. Every time you sort of, you look at the paper. I can't work out.

She's now got a column in OK magazine. For what, for what reason? What could she contribute to

anything? Nothing at all. She's as boring as they come. But there again, fame by association.

Meanwhile, over in the Daniela Westbrook

camp, poor Danielle has been telling friends, and no doubt she'll be telling newspapers and magazines

and everybody else that she suffered a miscarriage with her fiancé. This is the one. She went on

Lorraine show. I can't get my head around this one at all. And she said, he's my soulmate. He's the one. And she said, you know, and he looks after me. This is the couple who've just trashed a hotel room of which she's had to pay £800 for. So don't believe the old bologna that emanates from the mouth of Daniela Westbrook. Also, her fan has been saying, oh, she's

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