Ken Burns
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Ken Burns and I feel hopeful about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:11.7 | Well, Ken, you shouldn't be? Because this is the takedown of Ken Burns. You have coasted way too long. |
| 0:17.7 | 50 years of coasting. |
| 0:19.4 | Oh, everybody loves their Ken Burns. |
| 0:21.6 | That's why all the henchmen are here. |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah, get a boss. |
| 0:24.6 | Get a boss. |
| 0:25.8 | I have with me two people who don't read. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm pretty sure they don't write. |
| 0:31.9 | We read magazine? |
| 0:33.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 0:34.2 | I forgot about Us magazine. |
| 0:35.3 | That does count as my 1990s is showing. |
| 0:41.9 | Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brandy shoes, walking loose, |
| 0:49.6 | climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
| 0:56.7 | Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
| 1:01.0 | Hey there. |
| 1:01.8 | Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend, joined by Sonam of Sessian. |
| 1:04.9 | Hi. |
| 1:05.3 | Matt Gorely is out. |
| 1:06.2 | He is on paternity leave, and we wish him and his lovely family the best. God, I'm smooth. And then |
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