Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
4.9 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You guys, this is not the Kelly Mantle show. |
| 0:08.3 | We don't have some kind of fabulous, typed up, perfect intro. |
| 0:12.7 | But Kelly Mantle is here. |
| 0:14.7 | And so it kind of is the Kelly Mantle show. |
| 0:16.7 | So, Kelly, what if I gave you an opportunity to introduce yourself the way you do on your own show? |
| 0:21.8 | Hello, I'm Trixie Mattel. |
| 0:25.0 | Hello, I'm Trixie Mattel. |
| 0:27.7 | Hello, I'm Trixie Mattel. |
| 0:30.4 | And this is the bald and beautiful. |
| 0:33.4 | And my name is Kachia. |
| 0:37.1 | How's that? |
| 0:38.4 | Have you been drinking? |
| 0:39.3 | No, I haven't been drinking. My Uber driver was drunk, though. What do you mean? How can you? Do you breathalize him? Yes. Oh, you know what, though. If he was, I could smell it on his breath. I know, Kelly's in the backseat. For once, I wasn't a drunk one in the Uber. How can you tell? Huh? |
| 0:52.0 | How drunk, like, visibly drunk? |
| 0:54.5 | I was talking to him and he was slurring all of his words. |
| 0:56.6 | He was so drunk. |
| 0:55.0 | I was talking to him and he was slurring all of his words. |
| 0:57.0 | He was taking wrong turns. |
| 0:58.0 | He was swerving all over the road. I mean, I live for this. I have the worst... Well, you almost died for it, honey. Yeah, when it comes to Uber's. But I don't look at it as bad luck because I kind of live for the fact that all of my Uber drivers are bat shit crazy. |
| 1:12.4 | Or they're really horny for the girls. Oh, that's true. The drivers. Especially at nighttime, honey. I think we- A doll during the day. Yeah. When you get your Uber license, whatever you have to do to be an Uber, I think there's a seminar. They make a, like a worship the doll's seminar. They make you |
| 1:28.4 | like be a part of. Because there's something about the taxi girls, the SUV driving girls, |
| 1:32.6 | the Uber girls. They love to look in that rear view. Yeah. And I felt real good when I got in one |
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