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The Chris Miles Show, Radio X.

Hello and welcome to the Chris Moyle Show on RadioX podcast,

and if you are observant, you will have already noticed that I am not Chris Moyles,

Chris selflessly on the week where we were getting loads of abuse and moving the DAB Plus

decided to take a week off and leave me to take all the fire.

So thank you very much for that, Chris.

He's been away caravanning in Bridlington with Dominic Byrne.

And we are currently in the spare studio because we did the show on Friday until 10 o'clock and then

Polly James took over and then basically I was busy and then I didn't want to kick Polly out

the main studio because I'm nice so I was like oh let's just go in this spare studio I'll be

honest it's cozy in here. Hello. We're around two mics so James and Matt and Pippa and I are both sharing a mic each. Like Band-Aid. Everybody's got about one mic between ten of them. We look like Elton John and Kiki D. My face is a bit too-D yours at the moment, isn't it? I don't like it at all. This is very, very cozy. This is like, do you remember when the radio studio is getting done up? And you guys were in that temporary studio for about a week. With the patio doors, the sliding doors, where Alfie was just editing basically next to you. Yeah, that's where we are. Do they know it's Christmas time at all? My God. And once again, in tune. Yes. That's that is it. That's painful. I'll do Bono.

The children of Africa are returning the money that they got from Band-Aid after that. So they've just

done up the studio. The mic sound great though, by the way. However, for all the money they've spent

doing up the studio, which literally used to be a shoe cupboard.

Dave spent a load of money on it. It's really fancy, but still haven't put a blind on the window. Turn around right now. There's a bloke making tea. Oh, that's my mate, Ash. Oh, it's Ashley, yeah, from Capital. Hi, Ashley from Capital. So when I come in here on a Thursday, so Chris boots me out on a Thursday and I do my show from here. And I'll just be trying to talk about willies on air. And next to me it's like somebody just microwaving a lasagna and the window's so skinny that I can smell the lasagna. That can't be a good sign. We don't get the same service. Capital's backup studio meanwhile, was like a spaceship, like a 10-foot spaceship all around.

Unbelievable. And here we are in this shoebox. But nonetheless, I don't want to whinge.

Thank you very much for listening live if you did this week.

So we had a, well, a hell of a show this week, if it may say so myself.

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