Kel Cripe Has Never Seen Twin Peaks
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:07.3 | this is never seen it. |
| 0:11.9 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:19.1 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read those scripts. Today, brand new guest is here. Kell Cripe has never seen Twin Peaks, but they rewrote it and we read their script. You're going to love this episode. Kel is so funny. They are part of the sketch group, the Babe Motel, and the Babe Motel is Kel. It is also Haley's style, and it is Avery Jeryon, and they are all just three so funny. Kel wrote the script. We have such a good time. You're going to love this episode. Real Lynchian energy and vibe permeating from the script. It's so much much fun you're going to love all three of these |
| 0:56.3 | people you're going to love the script i already said that uh thank you so much to everyone who came |
| 0:59.9 | out to our live show in la last week that was so much fun we had big crowd the audience was just the |
| 1:06.6 | best the the audio and video that is going to be up on the Patreon at patreon.com slash never seen it. |
| 1:11.6 | You can listen to that. The audio is incredible. It sounds great. They mic the room really well. The video is mid. I did a bad job of putting the camera up, but it sounds great. And you can go up there and listen to Ify Nwadaway and Johnny Pemberton's scripts and hear Joel can booster, Bailey Norton and Mo Frypassick play games. |
| 1:27.2 | We had so much fun. |
| 1:28.6 | It was a blast. |
| 1:29.6 | That audio was all up on patreon.com, so I should never seen it. Thanks to everyone who came out. Thank you if you told friends. I apologize if your feeds have been weird. Whatever this issue was with Apple won't go away completely. It's very frustrating, but we're working on it. |
| 1:49.9 | And hopefully it gets resolved soon. I hope you get this seamlessly. Thank you for being here. |
| 1:54.7 | I'm going to be in Charlotte at the Comedy Club at Duckworth's next week. That is Wednesday. |
| 2:00.2 | And that is then going to be Sunday, August 24th. Just those two days. One is a bow straddle, |
| 2:01.6 | a compliment contest. And the other one is me headlining and doing a bunch of jokes on Sunday the 24th. The comedy club at Duckworths, |
| 2:07.5 | and then I'm going to keep reiterating the Soho Playhouse is September 4th through 14th. It is a lot of shows. |
| 2:14.8 | It is a big opportunity, this one-man show about living with trigeminal |
| 2:18.9 | neuralgia. I hope, please come to that. If you are around, even if you came already to the one |
| 2:24.7 | I ran in New York, it's changed. Tell your friends. I'm so hopeful people come out to this. |
| 2:32.0 | Soho Playhouse.com. Tell me if you get tickets. It will help me stress out less. |
| 2:51.2 | If people are like, I'm coming and I got tickets or I told my friends and I got anything, I feel like I might have bit off more than I can chew and I'm a little stressed. But that being said, back to the podcast. This episode's incredible. Kel Kripe is so funny. They are just hilarious. find them at Kel Kripe on Instagram. |
| 2:50.8 | Go check out their sketch group at The Babe Motel on Instagram as well. You are going to |
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