From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

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Merry Curtismas!

I'm Santa Vil Curtis and here is your host, the merriest elf in my workshop, Peter Seigel.

Thank you, Bill, and thank you, fake audience.

I guess we're here together again.

We here at Weight Weight have had a lot of success over the years, but one thing we have never

been good at is creating memes.

Despite many attempts.

Arish Barrow bit my singer.

So later on, we're going to be getting tips from Kiki Palmer, the actor and writer and

producer and talk show host, whose every utterance instantly becomes the most popular thing

on TikTok.

But first we want to hear from you.

Give us a call, the number is 1-triple-8, Weight Weight, that's 1-888-924-892-4.

Now let's welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, this is Rachel McConnell from Banner Elk, North Carolina.

Banner Elk, North Carolina?

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Where is that?

We are in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of Western North Carolina.

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