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Run That Prank

Keith Sweat

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Only Fool #1 would call Keith Sweat out of his name!  This is not a good look.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

0:10.7

I taught this young man everything he knows.

0:14.4

Okay?

0:14.9

Uh-huh.

0:15.3

Right now, mm-hmm.

0:17.5

Uh, the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff. So I got to drop y'all down one of the classics here. And the name of the prank is Q Sweat. That's what it's called. It's called Q Sweat. Cat dog. Let's sweat it up. Let's go. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach Mani. Is this Mani?

0:38.2

No, this ain't Mani, man. This sweat. Who's this, man? Hey, this, Rahim, man. Wow, this sweat. Okay. Hey, Mr. Keith, we got people down here. You're supposed to be here at that record store, man, right here in Harlem. And we got people wrapped around the building. you're supposed to be here signing these CDs, man,

0:35.5

but there's been over an hour

0:36.7

with these people

0:56.9

have been standing in waiting on y'all. Yeah, man, I don't know nothing about no record store,

1:01.6

and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing, man. Who set this up, man? I don't know.

1:07.1

I mean, the name I was given was Manning. Who was Manny? Manning my role manager, but he don't set things up, man. He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just handed my stuff on the road. But I was never told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man. I mean, normally when somebody tell me, me and them have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do, so I don't know nothing about this, my brother.

1:28.7

Okay, well, you know, we got to get this taken care of. We got people wrapped around the bill, and we got a table here laid out.

1:34.5

We got pins and everything for you to sign these CDs, man. We got 100 people outside the store.

1:39.4

My brother, nobody told me about no signings or no nothing, man. I mean, I don't know nothing about no signing, for real. Okay, well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you, man? We got people outside the building waiting for you to arrive to sign some CDs. Now, what I'm supposed to tell these people? I don't know what you're supposed to tell them, man. I mean, you know, and it's kind of like

2:01.2

you raising your voice, dude, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know even know who you are calling me like this. I told you, man, I just said nothing up, man, and you know, I mean, I don't even know who gave you my number, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I don't handle. All this information was on the fax machine. I got this as a contact number. Mani is the person I'm supposed to be talking to,

2:02.1

and Mrs. Sweat was supposed to arrive here at 12 noon. Now, here it is. It's 115, 120, man, and you ain't here. And we got people wrapped around the building. We've been advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the album dropped today. I don't think you,

2:34.5

I mean, no disrespect to you, but I don't think you hear me, man. I don't know nothing about a sign. If I knew about a signing or I knew I had a sign and said that, I wouldn't have people sitting around or standing around like that. That's not what I do. But no one informed me that nothing like this was going

2:32.0

down today, you know what I'm saying?

2:34.1

So, you know.

2:34.4

Okay, but look, man, not that you

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