Keith's Disability Tattoo

The Tuesday Club

Keep It Light Media

Sports, Comedy

4.6 • 961 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2011

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Silent Chris' efforts aside Alan is joined by Ian and Keith straight after the Sunderland match to talk about the game, Barcelona and Keith's myriad of phobia's. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Ian Stone. Badly produced by Chris Blacklay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello this is Silent Chris. The following recording sounds crap and I'm to blame.
0:03.8	Fortunately since these reprobates don't even pay me I don't feel too bad and since Liverpool
0:07.9	of just absolutely Pulp Man-U on Alan's birthday I doubt he'll care.
0:11.7	I really hope it doesn't affect your enjoyment too much. Proper sound quality will be restored next time, hopefully. Now bold.
0:23.4	And it's Tony Adam put through by Steve Ball.
0:26.7	Would you believe it?
0:28.0	That sums it all up.
0:33.0	Hello, you were listening to the Tuesday crime, I'm Alan Davis.
0:36.0	I've got Keith Dover with me, the scene here, are you Keith?
0:38.0	I'm fine Alan, I'm absolutely well.
0:41.0	Keith has been supporting us since 1887.
0:44.3	Yeah, this is only about three years of the American Civil War.
0:48.2	I think so. I have no idea.
0:51.4	Things have been tough for me lately, mate, you know.
0:54.0	Linder and the cat have rebelled. I'm in a Gaddafi situation. I'm bunkered in the living room.
1:01.0	She has captured the bedroom in the toilet and the cat's gone over to it.
1:04.8	Why do you have to reenact every crisis that happens on the news?
1:08.1	Why don't you just let one of them go?
1:10.3	What?
1:11.3	Was there any sort between her and the cat really and this...
1:14.0	No, I don't mean one of them going, I'm one of the crisis.
1:18.0	One of the crises?
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