KEITH LEAK JR. from SMOSH joins US and IT'S AWESOME | The Valleycast, Ep. 95

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	I can't okay perfect. Jesus was the first sitcom. Okay explain. Jesus was the first water cooler discussion
0:08.0	You guys hear about this Messiah? What are you talking about? Well there's this guy and he says he's the son of God and this
0:15.2	other guy's like what? What's what it what? And they're like yeah you want to go
0:19.8	see him he's in Jerusalem. They're like that's like fucking 15 miles away. That's like three day walk
0:25.2	because they didn't have cars Keith. I don't have a car either. I actually don't know
0:30.6	how to drive it. You're cruising just like
0:34.7	everybody else. It's all up in here. Jesus is all up in my heart y'all. You know
0:39.2	when they say Jesus is light or like Jesus Jesus is like there's always some weird incorrect sentence
0:47.2	like Jesus is the way the truth and the life
0:50.5	Jesus is the way make sense but Jesus is light or like Jesus is
0:55.0	like Jesus is you ever seen that it's like an incorrect sentence no not really
1:01.2	but I'll find one.
1:02.6	Have we started?
1:03.6	Yeah.
1:04.6	Hey!
1:05.6	Oh, hey!
1:06.6	What's up?
1:08.6	Open him with the Jesus stuff right up top.
1:10.1	I can't really hear myself and it sounds very... You sound great great to me do you hear him pretty well
1:14.5	I hearl can I get my headphones turned up that might be
1:17.2	drown out the weird yeah that's not it is that one that's okay that one was
1:20.6	lower on the on the knobs welcome Welcome to the Valleycast, everybody.
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