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Dumb People Town

Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden - It's Not The Weekend Somewhere

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dandenrand and Jay will share tails of goats

0:06.6

So unaware they lack in race

0:08.6

And sometimes shoes don't like be shoes

0:10.6

We'll make the news

0:11.8

Breaking down each epic fail

0:13.5

And Florida there's half-rights fail

0:15.5

I'm happy to say that

0:17.5

You didn't make this

0:19.5

Don't go listen to our podcast random

0:22.9

With cohosts, arm and dance

0:24.9

Remember, don't be a jerk

0:26.9

Must wear just your skin

0:28.9

We are gonna take you down

0:28.9

Stick around

0:30.9

Make a sound under down

0:32.9

And stomp people down

0:34.9

Hey, townies, welcome to a mini-soda

0:36.9

Dumb people down

0:38.9

Population you

0:40.9

Population, Keith Carrey

0:42.9

Thank you for joining us

0:44.9

That's Konheim, it's Patent

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