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Good morning. It's three minutes after at 10 and I guess it's one of those days when the news

could move at a million miles an hour at breakneck speed while we are actually on air. I think it's unlikely that

there'll be any major ructions. Kirstarmer, if you're not aware of this, is due to give a speech

at 11 o'clock. I mean, as far as I can tell, a scheduled speech that he would have given anyway,

but it certainly assumes, doesn't it, a level of interest that wasn't in place this time yesterday, actually, even before

PMQs. But we may, well, I think at the moment I'm minded to take that live. It would be quite

weird not to. And if the speech is really boring, which is, of course, possible, then we will

definitely return for the Q&A's, which are unlikely to be. Shall we put some bets on this?

Unlikely to be about the

meat and drink of the speech that he's just delivered and rather more likely to be about the

absolute hot mess that he finds himself in this morning. And here's a line that I think is

indisputable. And there may not be as much about this story that is

indisputable as we initially think it is a mess entirely of his own making which means whatever

prejudices or opinions you come to this story with the one brick upon which we can all agree this story has been built is that it is a mess

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