What if you set down the snake, bit you? Oh my. On your booty. Or just did like a little tongue action. Oh my. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. That's it. Yay, networks. Hey, guys, episode 52. It's kind of been a crazy week. My kids are driving me absolutely insane. I have to bribe them. I feel like to do anything. I have to bribe them with Target. And yesterday I took them to this, it's a really cool park. It's in, I believe, little tin, Colorado. And it has a creek, kind of like when I was a kid, kids are like raffes like little little kids and they will play for hours and We had been there for a long time. I Didn't bring sunscreen. I had they had sun shirts the sun protection shirts and I kept telling them hey guys You look like you're getting a little red put on your sun protection shirts. You think they did that? No. And then I'm like, guys, I've been out here for like two hours. I gotta go to the bathroom. No, you go. We'll stay in here. I go, I can't leave you guys out here in a creek by yourself surrounded by strangers. You guys gotta come with me. They're like, no, no, we're good. I just have to breathe. Listen, we've had a lot going on. So obviously from the last episode you guys know, Jordan has been, like I said, just the best. But now I can see the last couple days, the tension building. Just from everything, think everything's starting to hit you a little bit. The kids are really stressing you out. You need to take some jarring time because you've been, it's more than well deserved. Well, it's just that time of year. I mean, they're getting bored because you're doing the same thing. So I'm trying to find new things to do. But then again, I'm not having every time you go to a park somewhere like an amusement type park or some type of entertainment. It's $200 every single time. I'm not trying to spend $200. So I have a good friend here and I love that she thinks the way I do like we take our kids to those parks where there's creeks. It's like how we grew up and then we take the kids to make Donald's, which I know some people don't like McDonald's because it's not that alt-vious, but they we take them in that little play area like how I used to when I was a kid and I'm like that's like the I feel like that's such a good old school way.

Showing your kids, taking them outside. It latent loves bugs and fish and they sell turtles. We saw a snake in the park ranger. Um, one of the moms were with her son with to go grab the snake. And she thought it was just going to be some little snake. It was this long bull snake. Yeah. And the rangers like no, they're not poisonous, but their bite will hurt you.

And... some little snake. It was this long bull snake. And the Rangers like, no, they're not poisonous, but their bite will hurt you. And I hate you guys. I hate bull snakes. They're the worst, but they killed the rattlesnakes. So we got to keep them. They do. They do. They're tougher than a rattlesnake. That's what I said. I thought a rattle would kill them. And then my friends and nurse, and I was asking her a bunch of questions. I was like, so wait, because my latent would be the one to get bit by a rattle. He would go and to grab it. I go, what would happen if something did happen and he got bit? So you, by a rattle, she goes straight to the hospital. You know, a bull snake. No, a bull snake will not, but you think their rattles because trust me, I've gotten in May. I don't know what happens. They just come out and they're all around our house. Their heads lift up like a rattle and their tails lift up like a rattle would, but you can tell the difference because a rattle has a diamond shaped head. And I know other people are like, are you serious? Yeah, we need to come Steve Irwin. Well, I like look at this stuff because if I'm out in the yard, I need to know the difference. But sometimes they look just like it. Like their coloring looks just like it. And they blend in with the rocks. I hate them. I think I'd rather wait. They eat all the bad things that you do not want around your house So you have to keep them around yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind it. Didn't you have a pet snake? Yeah, I think I did when I was a kid I'm really surprised your mom let you have. I do not see Mary having a snake.

You know what, it was like a little gardener's day.

I had all sorts of like, I had a praying mantis, like I'd catch outside and keep it inside. Yeah, I had all sorts of stuff, but we did have a snake one time and it got out and we couldn't find it. Where was that? So we didn't know, it was gone. So that's it, we're like, I don't know, all the left.

And then years later, we did our basement

and we were tearing down the paneling

and we found... So we didn't know it was gone. So that's it. We're like, I don't know, all the left. And then years later, we did our basement

and we were tearing down the paneling

and we found the dead snake in there. It was like up in the paneling, like on the inside they've died. But that was like years later. We're like, oh my God, there's that snake. We assumed that was the snake that we had. Because there's not a lot of snakes in Chicago.

There is a video of, I believe it was Florida.

I could be wrong. I've almost positive it was Florida a snake went up through the toilet went through the pipes and Came out and the woman lifted the toilet seat up and there was a huge snake in there. I would die. I rather You know because I saw that video, I have like post-traffic stress. And at night, when I get up in the middle of the night and it's dark, I used to just go to the toilet and I was half asleep and just sit on the toilet when it's dark. Nope. I always turn the light on now because I always think about that snake. What if this you sat down the snake bit you on your booty? Or just did a little tongue action in there. That is not a snake. Oh my God, that freaked me out. I don't like spiders. Oh. Like wolf spiders? Like I've been thinking we talked about before. They're like the size of a coaster. They're big and I don't like. I actually with you. Yeah, so if we had something inside I rather have a snake inside the house than a wolf spider because the wolf the wolf spiders are hairy I hate them and they're big and Jeff because we get those two when we first moved into our house When we were living down in Cherokee we were apartments. So I never saw snakes. I never really saw anything. And it's more city where we were. And we come out here. I'm like, what the hell is that thing? That's huge. It's the size of your palm. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. There's like all this wildlife over here. I mean, now I like now. I like it. But coming from, I would say where we were was more city. And then coming out here, I was like, whoa. And then remember the coyotes were getting something and we hear, you when I were laying in the bed, I was like, oh, no, something. I don't know what got what. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. And then a friend of mine had, was it an owl or a hawk? Is it a hawk that will come and get your pets? I think we talked about this. No, I don't think we did. Really? She was new to the neighborhood. And she had a little shitsoo and the thing just came... All the owl, yeah, scooped it up.

Yeah, we've talked, I think we've we haven't.

Sorry if we repeated this.

You might have told the owl story how it was collecting cats. Yeah, so that's why I was gonna get there. And there was a bunch of callers. I think you shared that. Yeah, you ruined the punchline. Yeah, well, sorry. I was talking to me. their dog got snatched up. The owl ended up dropping the dog. The dog didn't make it. But they did.

Sorry, I don't want to get more. I was talking about that. Anyways, their dog got snatched up. The owl ended up dropping the dog.

The dog didn't make it.

But they did. Sorry, I don't want to get morbid, but that's pretty morbid. But then they went to get rid of the owl nest because they could see where it was. Not my neighbors, like the community. And when they saw the nest, there was a bunch of collars in there, like from other people's pets.

Yeah, I didn't, we talked about that

because I didn't know owls were vicious like that.

I went to a concert with my friend and... a bunch of colors in there, like from other people's pets. Yeah, I didn't, we talked about that

because I didn't know owls were vicious like that. I went to a concert with my friend and we got, I drove us and we got back home and Jeff was at our neighbor's house and we went to meet you. It was silent and you're, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it was at how? And it was sitting on top of our house. kind of cool. It is kind of cool. Yeah.

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