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Back to the Barre

Keeping Score

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

"No one from Dance Moms has ever talked about this, so this is like real behind the scenes tea." remarks Christi, so you know it's going to be a must-listen. But even more enticing is the fact that Kelly's back! And just in time to cover the first half of "The Understudies" as Abby's continued insults results in the moms keeping a running tally.


After Maddie's surprise solo appearance at last week's competition, Abby sticks her right back at the top of the pyramid. Abby could have given Nia (who led the group to 1st) the top spot but some habits die hard I guess. Abby is more preoccupied with the fact the ALDC is facing off against Cathy's Candy Apples this week and her star player is preoccupied with other media appearances. Just in case Maddie's schedule might wisk her away to Miami, Chloe and Kendall are assigned as her understudies. Chloe also gets the rough end of Abby's barbs during group rehearsal after coming to practice injured, but there's also more to that story the cameras couldn't capture.


Of course Abby doesn't miss a chance to brag about Maddie's good fortune, but her bragging quickly leads to more insults towards the other girls. Fed up with the negative comparisons to Maddie, the moms begin a running tally of how often each girl get unfavorably compared to her. But after production supplies a physical scoreboard for the mom to mark-up, Abby quickly catches on and things unsurprisingly begin to spiral.


Quotes

  • “You're allowed to take some days off, you have some built up PTO. you went through an entire year and a half of cancer and never missed a podcast!" (09:43-09:51 | Christi)
  • “My favorite pill story is when you took all your pills in the back of the van with a big chug of vodka on accident. I might jsut have to start doing that, make it easier to take them!" (18:47-19:03 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “They had taken, and are you ready for this because I'm not exaggerating vials of blood that day." (34:28-20:22 | Christi)
  • “Are we cheesy? I guess so! I didn't know!" (41:33-41:36 | Christi & Kelly)


Links

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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

0:07.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:12.0

All of this electricity. Do it right now, bye, right now.

0:17.0

Turn the volume up, fly. Give me your electricity.

0:22.0

Hello, bitch ads.

0:22.7

Welcome back to the bar.

0:23.7

This is bitch number one, Christy.

0:25.6

I have bitch number two, Kelly.

0:27.4

Oh, it's a surprise.

0:28.9

Kelly's here.

0:30.6

I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm here.

0:33.9

You're here.

0:35.1

You're here.

0:36.3

Okay, so I feel like from now on, from this point forward,

0:40.4

we just need to have like a Kelly's Health Corner check-in at the top of every show. Yay.

0:47.1

I didn't think you'd be able to record this week. Yeah. I don't. Well, I feel bad that I didn't

0:52.7

record the last couple ones.

0:55.4

I tried to film that one with Ed, and then I wasn't feeling good at the end.

1:00.9

And I ended up going to the hospital.

1:03.0

No, I know.

1:03.8

Okay.

1:04.4

Here's what I'm going to say.

...

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