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And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Your Health. Of course tonight's focus is going to

be turkey measles, all over Krabapple Township. One of the worst outbreaks this township has ever

seen and we have seen some turkey measles. We invited WSHIT's special medical correspondent

and the pre-eminent expert on turkey measles. Dr. Alexander Equestrian. Dr. Recently you've

shared on Facebook some brand new breakthrough medication that you believe may cure the turkey

measles. How exactly did you make this discovery tell us more?

Uh-huh. Is that so? Interesting. Do tell. Yes, I know you're crazy at Lucinda.

Pictures or it didn't happen. Dr. One more question. We know that Facebook and Twitter

are some of the most reliable sources of medical information. Why is Mark Zuckerberg not

the current surgeon general? Well, Dr. I can tell you right now. You've been right on

the money 100% of the time. You heard it here first straight from the horse's mouth.

Turkey measles soon to be a thing of the past. We'll be back after this commercial break.

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