‘‘Keep Your Fat Ass At HOME!” ICE Shooting With Nick Shirley & Adam Carolla
Piers Morgan Uncensored
Piers Morgan Uncensored
3.7 • 650 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:04.0 | Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? |
| 0:09.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:10.0 | Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. |
| 0:15.0 | Cool, that was close. |
| 0:16.0 | You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. |
| 0:19.0 | Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. |
| 0:22.4 | Panny Power. |
| 0:23.3 | Valid on selected leagues and markets only. |
| 0:24.9 | Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. That's fine, dude. I'm not mad for it. No! I think everybody made mistake in this situation, but only one person got executed. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm a lawyer. I've been trained. I've read, but only one person got executed. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm a lawyer. I've been trained. I've read a lot about the law of self-defense. |
| 0:42.3 | This was the most obvious self-defense shoot I've seen in quite some time. |
| 0:45.3 | Really? |
| 0:46.3 | She's barely moving to a grocery store parking lot, Will. |
| 0:49.3 | How do you get out of Walmarts without shooting somebody? |
| 0:52.3 | Women have been sort of weaponized. |
| 0:58.1 | There's women screaming, shoot me, shoot me at ICE officers. |
| 1:01.5 | They're physically fighting with these people. |
| 1:07.0 | Well, you're 48, you're morbidly obese, and you're not armed and you have no training. |
| 1:08.4 | So they'll just knock you over. |
| 1:10.7 | Hello, we'd like to ask where the money's going? |
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