Keep The Right Perspective | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.0 | Thanks so much for listening to the podcast, and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.0 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled. |
| 0:12.7 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.2 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:16.6 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.8 | We love you, and we know God has great things in store for each one of you. |
| 0:22.7 | If you're ever in the Houston area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.0 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:30.4 | Thanks for tuning in today, and thank you again for coming out. |
| 0:33.6 | I like to start with something funny each week, and I heard about this Southern Baptist man named Bill. |
| 0:39.3 | He liked to sneak off to the horse races and bet. |
| 0:42.7 | One day after spending almost all of his money, he saw a priest step out onto the tracks and bless a horse. |
| 0:49.8 | He watched very closely, and sure enough, the horse won first place. |
| 0:53.4 | Next race, the priest blessed another horse. |
| 0:56.0 | Again, that horse won. |
| 0:57.7 | So Bill went to the ATM machine, got out all of his money. |
| 1:01.4 | This time, the priest not only touched the horse's forehead, |
| 1:05.4 | but he touched his eyes, his ears, and all of his hooves. |
| 1:08.8 | Feeling confident, Bill bet all of his money. But right in the |
| 1:12.6 | middle of the race, the horse fell over and died. He couldn't believe it. He went to the priest and said, |
| 1:17.8 | what in the world happened? The priest said, that's the problem with you, Protestants. You don't |
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