So, everyone, it's James Harvey and being news weather guy, and we heard a lot of talk

about Chinese weather balloons being sighted over the city of Detroit.

Well, I'm here to tell you there's no need to panic because we're conducting an experiment.

Now, flat earthers have what they're reading at.

The earth is flat, so I would think that I would be able to see my health from here,

but I can't. So, we decided to send one of our cracking turn reporters up in our hot weather

balloon to see if they could see it from up there because at that point, they should be over

the curvature of the earth. So, some young guy, what do you have?

Well, indeed, James, the earth is round and I can see your house.

However, wait a second, it looks as though they're breaking into your house.

What? What do you mean they're robbing my house?

Wait, wait, they're pointing at me.

What? What are they pointing?

They're pointing. They have guns. James, they have guns.

Some young guy, get down, get down!

They didn't teach me how to take it down. They only told me how to go up.

Oh no, they're doing it.

Oh god, oh jeez, Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, I have been hit Mayday.

I'm calling you and have my hands.

I don't have 45 minutes for any of you to see. This is Detroit.

Oh my god, they're humanity, they're humanity!

I'm alive withoutVOD Detroit, it's nobody as new with my name then!

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