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🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:14.9 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:16.6 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube |
| 0:21.4 | channel, and social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:25.4 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.6 | But I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about these three men that were out |
| 0:32.8 | in the wilderness, and they came upon this violent, raging river, and they needed to get to |
| 0:37.2 | the other side. |
| 0:38.1 | The first man prayed, God, please give me the strength to make it across and poof, God gave |
| 0:43.2 | him big arms, big legs. He was able to swim across in two hours. The next man prayed, |
| 0:48.6 | God, please give me the strength and the tools to make it across. Poof, God gave him a boat. He was |
| 0:54.1 | able to row across in 30 minutes. |
| 0:56.2 | The next man prayed, |
| 0:57.3 | God, please give me the strength, |
| 0:58.9 | the tools, and the intelligence to make it across. |
| 1:01.7 | And poof, God turned him into a woman. |
| 1:05.1 | She looked at the map, |
| 1:06.5 | hike five minutes upstream, and walked across the bridge. |
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