Keep Calm and Party On | Ariana DeBose

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson lands in hot water for partying during lockdown, Jordan Klepper revisits the January 6 Capitol riot, and actor Ariana DeBose discusses "West Side Story." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Ow!
0:05.5	How many people celebrate news resolutions here?
0:08.3	You seem like a news resolution guy, yeah?
0:11.2	That's the only thing I'm gonna miss when the pandemic ends.
0:14.2	Is like...
0:15.8	Like, I'm enjoying that now, news resolutions are attainable things.
0:20.7	Before we just used to say shit that would depress us after like a month because we couldn't do it.
0:24.6	Do you know what I mean?
0:25.4	But now, because of the pandemic,
0:26.9	all your resolutions have to be shit that you just can do.
0:30.3	You can't go to the gym now.
0:31.9	There's no like, I'm gonna go to the gym. You can't go to the gym.
0:34.4	I mean, you can try, but you can't really.
0:35.9	You never know. They'll stop you and then you're like,
0:37.4	ah, I didn't, you know what I mean?
0:39.2	Like, the pandemic shuts your shit down for you,
0:41.6	which I'm gonna miss is what I'm saying.
0:43.4	Now, I make all my resolutions things that I wouldn't do normally,
0:47.9	like, as a resolution, but are achievable now.
0:50.7	So now I'm like, ah, I need to catch up on all those TV shows.
0:53.4	That's my nearest resolution.
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