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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Keegan-Michael Key

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The uber-talented Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele, Keanu) joins Anna and Sim this week for another hilarious episode of Unqualified. Teeing off on themes from his new film "Don't Think Twice," Keegan and Anna offer reflections on fame, talent, success and providence. Keegan leaves no doubt that he's among the best improv performers in Hollywood when he and Anna revisit the studio-executive scenario from prior episodes. His hysterical (and inspired!) pitches for sequels to Titanic and Rosemary's Baby are sure to have you in stitches! Later, they talk to a woman whose high school boyfriend, (the "one who got away") surprised her with a romantic - yet ambiguous - gesture nine years after their break-up. It's up to the Unqualified crew to deduce what he meant - and what her next move should be.

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0:00.0

Hi, Mike.

0:01.0

Hey.

0:02.0

All right, John.

0:03.0

Hey, I think you might be recording right now.

0:04.0

Is he recording?

0:05.0

Uh, first of all, I just want to say a sweet happy birthday to my sweet husband.

0:12.0

Happy birthday, Chris.

0:14.0

And also on a side note, how much I hate the happy birthday song.

0:19.4

Wait, why do you hate the happy birthday song?

0:21.0

Who doesn't?

0:23.0

He'd be happy birthday song.

0:24.0

Why?

0:25.0

What's wrong with you?

0:26.0

It goes on forever.

0:28.0

Happy birthday.

0:31.0

It should be like high energy.

0:33.0

It should be happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday.

0:36.0

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.

0:37.0

Well, they do that at restaurants because of the whole copyright.

0:40.0

Right.

0:41.0

The licensing, you know, you can't sing that song.

0:43.0

I know.

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