Keegan-Michael Key & Elle Key, Harvey Guillén | Mike Drop

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The new Speaker of the House is an election denier known for his anti-LGBTQ viewpoints, a new Senate report details secret gifts to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, and Stephen traces the link between the devastating loss of life in Lewiston, Maine, and years of chronic inaction on the part of our elected leaders. Next, Congressman George Santos, who was recently indicted on 23 federal charges, joins Stephen to offer perfectly good excuses for his actions. Special thanks to our dear friend Harvey Guillén! Send the kids out of the room before they hear award-winning director, writer and producer Elle Key tell this R-rated joke, the same one she told now-husband Keegan-Michael Key when the two were first dating. The couple’s new book, “The History of Sketch Comedy,” is available now.

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0:00.0	If you ever covered a carpet stain with a rug, ignore the leaky faucet.
0:07.4	Pretended your half-painted living room is supposed to look like that.
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0:30.3	do, who to hire, and when.
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0:37.6	home the easier way.
0:39.6	Download Thumbtack and start a project today.
0:43.4	Welcome, down here, up there, all around the world.
0:52.4	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to what we call the late show.
0:55.5	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:57.2	It has been...
0:58.8	That's my board?
1:00.8	It has now been 24 hours since House Republicans reached into a bag of randos and pulled out
1:08.2	a shiny new speaker of the house.
1:09.7	The man they chose is Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson, seen here just as the edibles
1:14.4	are kicking in.
1:18.0	Before yesterday, Mike Johnson had very little name recognition, except for the fact that
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