Kebabs

A Gay and A NonGay

W!ZARD Studios

Mental Health, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2016

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Domestic abuse isn't funny, but my show is, Hey Babes, it's me, James, and my stand-up hour.
0:06.1	Sorry, I hurt your son, said my ex to my mum, is playing London at my first ever off West End
0:11.6	venue, Park Theatre in Finsbury Park on Saturday, the 12th of July, and listeners to a gay
0:17.8	and non-gay can grab a discount with the code gay 10 because I love you.
0:23.1	Mu-ma-ma-mo-ma. That sounded gross. Book now at James Barcom. I'm also back in Edinburgh this summer
0:29.0	from the 30th of July to the 24th of August. You can grab tickets for both shows at my website,
0:34.4	James Barcomedy.com. Love you. Enjoy today's episode.
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0:50.6	That sounds like a great movie.
0:52.0	Sergei, it's no movie.
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0:55.6	Oh yeah.
0:56.3	I knew that.
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1:07.1	Teas and C's apply.
1:08.2	I'm James and I'm a gay.
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