Keanu Reeves | Easter Basket Case
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
President Trump boasted about plans to blow up civilian infrastructure in Iran, children attending a White House Easter event got an earful from the president, and the Artemis II crew has flown farther than any human has gone before. Iconic actor Keanu Reeves stops by to chat about his latest project, a film which also stars Susan Lucci and Martin Scorsese, in which Reeves plays a grown up child star with a troubled past. Watch “Outcome” starting this Friday on AppleTV.
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| 0:35.1 | Welcome to the Late Show, everybody. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm your host Stephen Colbert, and I hope you all... |
| 0:40.3 | I hope you all had a great, great weekend, whether you celebrated Passover or Easter or, like our president, |
| 0:52.0 | went 100% cage-free crazy on the internet. |
| 0:56.4 | Because on Easter morning, |
| 0:59.4 | he posted his latest plans for the war in Iran. |
| 1:03.3 | Tuesday will be power plan day. |
| 1:05.6 | And bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran. |
| 1:09.3 | There will be nothing like it. |
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| 1:13.4 | You crazy bastards, |
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| 1:27.9 | on his desk. |
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