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The Steve Austin Show

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Sports, Wrestling, Talk Radio

4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's a bullshit session coming to you from 317 Gimmick Street as Steve and his illustrious wife, Kristin, break down the discombobulations that come with moving back in to 316 Gimmick Street (like childproof electric sockets, turquoise stucco, and acid washing the pool). They're also sharing their bicycle adventures, their So Cal freeway trials & tribulations, Steve's new ketogenic diet, and the true definition of "hands free."

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0:00.0	Thanks for downloading this show from PC1.
0:02.7	Before we get rolling, here's a word from one of the folks who helped bring you this podcast.
0:07.0	The following program is a Podcast1.com production.
0:11.0	He started in a small town in Texas.
0:14.0	Worked his ass off to become one of the most famous wrestlers of all time.
0:20.0	We're going to take care of business tonight and that's the bottom line.
0:24.0	And now he's dominating the world of on-demand audio
0:28.0	and he's doing it for the working man.
0:30.0	This is a damn good outlet for me to spew the bullshit off my brain.
0:34.4	Yeah!
0:35.4	This is the Steve Austin Show.
0:37.4	Unleached.
0:38.4	Unleached. All right, everybody, welcome, Steve Austin Show. I am coming to the mean streets of
0:50.0	Los Angalese, California today. I am over here in Marina Del Rey at 317 Gimmick Street
0:56.2	with a microphone in my hand and a laptop computer in front of me reading about the common
1:01.8	cold on Wikipedia.
1:04.0	God damn, I ain't had a cold and I don't know how long.
1:09.0	Probably got to be a couple years.
1:11.0	I don't get colds, but I'll be a son bitch if I ain't got one bigger than Dallas.
1:17.0	Kind of set in a day ago. Nose started running, throat started getting a little scratchy.
1:24.0	All of a sudden my nasal passage is all fucked up.
1:27.0	Eh, I ain't got no fever.
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