Kayaking

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Hello internet! This week's episode is all about the history and etiquette of KAYAKING! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend! Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Hello, Internet.
0:28.0	I'm your wife, host, Teresa McElroy.
0:31.4	And you're listening to Schmanard's.
0:32.6	It's extraordinary etiquette.
0:33.8	For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.
0:35.6	Hello, dear.
0:37.2	How are you today? I'm doing okay, you know? Summer is in like full swing. Are we in the dog days of summer now? We're the dog, the dog days? Is that what it is? Is it? No, wait, yes, it is. That's what she's saying. Yeah, well, no. In that song. I mean, Florence and her machine didn't make that up. I know.
0:37.7	Okay. But did you say dark days? No, I said dog days. Oh, okay. I was confused. I thought you said dark. It's not important. None of that is important. It's high. It's raining. It's summer. It's summer. Y'all.
1:16.8	So today we're talking about a very, I would say, summery outdoor activity.
1:18.3	You would think that and you would be wrong.
1:19.3	Oh, man. It's okay.
1:21.6	Well, that seems like it could be a subtitle of the show.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.2	What are we talking about?
1:30.9	Kayaking.
1:32.1	Kayaks.
1:33.2	Kayak, a great palindrome.
1:36.2	Is it really?
1:37.0	Kayak, yeah.
1:38.2	K-A-Y-A-K.
1:39.7	Oh, yep.
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