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Kaya Got Punched | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Get 20% or more off Helix Sleep Mattresses: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather around to talk about Kaya getting his ass beat. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 496: Recorded 06/07/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:03:43] Using a laser pointer at the FIFA World Cup [00:13:23] Soccer gameplay complaints [00:14:36] Glazing Haaland [00:20:01] Egypt sideline meltdown clip [00:21:40] Senegal towel theft clip [00:26:58] More soccer talk [00:31:59] Fourth of July stories [00:59:01] Outro --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm You know,

0:03.0

I'm going to Hi, it's the official podcast. My name's Jackson. It's nice to meet you.

0:35.3

Okay.

0:42.3

Kai is here. Andrew's here. I'm sure it's also nice to meet you. Okay. That's it. Kyers here. Andrew's here. I'm sure it's also nice to meet those guys. If this is the first time you've ever watched the official podcast, this is how the intros usually go.

0:47.3

Yeah.

0:48.3

Very high energy, very exciting. There's a lot of introductions being made.

0:52.3

Yeah. It's a fun time for all.

0:55.3

We recap more important things to discuss.

0:57.3

We recap the meeting minutes of what we discussed last episode.

1:01.1

We propose what segments we're going to do on this episode.

1:04.3

The intro is about 45 minutes, but it's really required listening to understand how the show works.

1:10.0

We did agree to listen to feedback a bit more.

1:13.8

So, Jackson, how mad were people at us shitting on soccer for like an hour last week?

1:18.4

Well, to be fair, I did not look at the, I know I said that I was going to look at feedback from now on and try to like gauge comments about what people were wanting from the show.

1:44.3

I chose not to read the comments on the aisle. Oh, good. Immediately. But one thing you said, you would do. No, come on. You guys know exactly how the comments are going to be in an episode where we primarily shit on soccer. Kaya, a lot of people said you guys shouldn't talk about sports, which is fair. Fuck you. That's fair.

1:45.4

I like sports.

1:47.2

Well, I hate sports and I don't know anything about sports.

1:50.9

So that seems like accurate feedback.

1:53.2

Man who spend an hour doing a podcast episode on sports last week.

1:59.3

I love, I love sports, most sports. I'm sorry, but soccer isn't a sport. Ha ha ha. Suck the in, Trigger again. Uh, all right. All right. So we're, we're a minute. Soccer tards. We're a minute 50 in. So we got another 59 minutes of shitting on soccer. If you guys want to just keep the ball rolling. Well, it just... So behind the scenes, to pull back the curtain, Jackson's been sharing topics on our topic channel. And I think I put something in there too. And it's... I know, I did. I kind of did. End up starting it. But it's just like us shitting on soccer again. So should we do it? Should we not? I'll let you leave, Jackson. In for a penny, in for a pound. As I always say. That's true. I think you guys need to be a little less, what's the term? Scared bitches. Bigot it. Stop caring about what 14 year olds on the internet say. Do what you think is funny and entertaining. And that's as far as you need to care. Andrew, in this particular case, I don't want to get shanked. Oh, no. No, human beings that will never ever meet or talk to in person? Shit. No, these aren't just like online gamer bros. These are like, these are soccer fans. They are like pretty different in terms of actual risk assessments. That's true. They will be able to show my face in Turkey. Okay. I don't think Andrew understands the risk. No, I think I just understood. I put, I put this puzzle together. You guys are from Turkey and Australia. You have to care. I don't have to care in the slightest.

3:27.2

We don't have to care. We just have to be careful.

3:33.3

Yeah. It's a risk that we take, but a risk that is worth taking, because we're the only one's brave enough to say that soccer shouldn't be a sport. Let's be a little more careful.

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