Kay Jewelers In A Mall

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes 1st time, 2nd time, and 3rd time listeners toSPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is Alice Wetterlund of MTV's Girl Code and HBO's Silicon Valley! They chat about whether or not everyone deserves to be heard, how anonly child learns to share, and exactlyhow much bravery is required to do stand up. Paul is then joined by Ted Michaels, Colleen Smith and Gary Anthony Williams to improvise a story set at a Kay Jewelers In A Mall. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!Get yourself a pair of Spont socks, as seen on NATIONAL TELEVISION on The Bachelor Live in the Earwolf store: http://ear.wf/1K61sLq

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0:00.0	Welcome!
0:04.3	Oh, very enthusiastic.
0:08.3	Welcome to all of you.
0:11.3	Maybe you're listening for the first time.
0:13.5	I welcome you.
0:14.8	Maybe you're listening for the second time.
0:17.6	I welcome you back.
0:19.7	Maybe you're listening to this for the third time. Guys, after two is just a
0:28.1	blanket welcome. Do you know how many numbers there are? Oh my God. Too many. There's so sometimes, guys, can I tell you his truth?
0:40.5	Sometimes I think about all the numbers that none of us will ever use.
0:46.9	And I could shout out a bunch of random numbers right now.
0:49.5	Thousand.
0:52.8	10,000.
0:54.0	Okay, there.
0:55.0	I use those two.
0:56.6	Truth be told, I've used them before.
1:00.3	But how about, how about like, here's a number I don't think I've ever said.
1:08.1	152,019.
1:12.5	How many numbers are left, Paul?
1:14.1	Probably a dozen after that.
1:15.4	No!
1:17.2	So many.
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