Kawhi Beats KD, Austin Reaves is the New LeBron, Kings Light the Beam!

No Dunks

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Comedy, Basketball, Sports

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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On Mon.'s No Dunks, Tas and Trey break down all eight Game 1s from the weekend. Kawhi beats KD, Austin Reaves is the new LeBron James, Giannis injured in loss to Heat, Nuggets, Sixers and Celtics win blowouts, Jalen Brunson and the Knicks come up big, and the Kings light the beam in their first playoff win since 2006. Plus Playoff Mode, Skeets at the Boston Marathon and Dr. Pimple Popper. — 🏝 No Buffs 'Survivor 44' recaps: / nobuffs 🤔 Is [This] Good? podcast with Ever Mainard: https://youtu.be/aIk9yzR-Y7A 👕 New No Dunks merch available now: https://www.nodunks.com 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: / nodunksinc 🗞 Subscribe to The Athletic: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks ❄️Cold open: @timwaurick: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3njsfU/ — Thank you to our sponsors: BetterHelp: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp (paid ad), Visit betterhelp.com/nodunks today to get 10% off your first month. Shopify: Get serious about selling and sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at shopify.com/nodunks Viagra: If you're listening from Canadian and want more information on Viagra, sign up at edinfo.ca

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0:00.0	Cornbread Brain Bread Code Heyo! Heyo! and welcome to No Dunks, proudly a part of the athletic podcast network.
0:52.0	It's April 17, 2023.
0:54.2	I'm your host today, Trey Kirby, and alongside me,
0:56.8	a man who has known the basics of recycling
0:58.8	since at least 1995.
1:00.5	It's Tasmellus.
1:01.7	And we switched it up for you here in the postseason, baby.
1:05.2	Throwing some wrenches at you.
1:07.8	Yeah, I had to move from third base over to first here.
1:10.3	Wait, no, first to third, I think when I'm looking at it. Yeah, first to third. From our seats at least. Yeah, so playing the hot corner today. It's a hot corner. Can't wait to show off my arm over to first base. At first base, that's the man making the magic happen. J.D. Hello. There he is. There he is. Here we are. One person missing, you may have noticed. J.E. Skeets. I don't know what position he's playing right now. Pinch runner. He's pinch running the Boston Marathon right now. He just kicked off. We're going to kind of track him during the show here. Last I checked, J.D. He was 1 to 2% in. Oh, he's up to 5% already. This guy's flying. I got him to go. What timing. Did they time the start of the Boston marathon with the start of no dunks? Like he's literally getting going at 10 a.m. Eastern. It's perfect. He'll be done by the time we're done because I feel like we're going to have a marathon of a show. Skeets. Skeets isn't a world record holder. He's not going two hours, but this show could go two and a half, could go three. Eight games to talk about, Trey. Yeah, we got eight series to talk about. I saw that Skeets right now is on pace for a little bit under three hours.
2:18.3	Obviously, he's just now starting.
2:20.4	I think you're right.
2:21.0	We could probably go three hours today if we really stretch it out.
2:24.2	You made the baseball analogy.
2:26.1	Baseball games are long, sort of.
2:28.4	They're getting shorter.
2:29.7	But, you know, we can make this a baseball game, baby.
2:32.4	And we can make it like a basketball game because we were supposed to start talking about the NBA
2:37.1	11 minutes ago.
2:39.0	And we're still just talking about things that are happening in the no-dunks world.
2:42.8	Like, for instance, is this good?
2:45.1	There's a new one out today featuring Ever Mainard.
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