Guys, the things in DC are just getting way too weird, way too perverse. So today, we are going to take a little break. We're going to talk about how Katie Perry is being accused of finger banging somebody's boobs and rubbing her hoo-ha on somebody's face. Refreshing, isn't it? Refreshing. No, but like seriously, guys, as I was putting this episode together, I was just realizing how it seems like Hollywood in politics,

specifically politics on the right, get closer and closer every single day. Like maybe

this right here is the real horseshoe theory. Like we have drama that rivals drunk, angry

housewives on Bravo. Like Megan Kelly and Mark Levin tweeting about micro penises or Ben Shapiro

and Tucker Carlson's social media teams like having a

meme war with each other and also even worse it just seems like every single day there is a new

story about sexual transgressions and misconduct the perversions of people in government like right

before I sat down to write this episode I saw saw a TikTok of Ashley Sinclair, that's

Elon Musk's baby mama, former Maga Badi, that'll... Accusing Madison Cawthorne of sexual harassment, which maybe it's just me, but I feel like, again, kind of another open secret. That's kind of like, haven't we already heard that story before? I don't know, we can talk about that later. But then that wasn't all, of course, because the horrors persist, they continue, they get worse every single day.

And so then I saw't all, of course, because the horrors persist.

They continue.

They get worse every single day. And so then I saw a post about some rumor that Representative Ruben Gallego, he's the one who is best friends with Eric Swalwell, that apparently they had a threesome on Rubin's wedding night. Like, it's just, like, is this DC, or is it a Vanity Fair after party? Are these the people that are upholding the esteemed values that are founding fathers fought for?

Or are we... Is this DC or is it a Vanity Fair after party? Are these the people that are upholding the esteemed values that our founding fathers fought for?

Or are we simply just living in the middle of a gross euphoria episode?

Like that is genuinely what I think every single day.

So needless to say, I think we need a bit of a detour.

Let's just talk about Katie Perry.

Because obviously that's going to be a lot less sexual or not. In my opinion, and this might be a hot take. And I've almost made TikToks about this and I was like, I don't know, but I have been feeling like Katie Perry has been having a comeback. And I know, I know I spent hours mocking her last year after she became an astronaut, all of that stuff.

After making an absolute meme of herself on that feminist space mission with Jeff Bezos's

wife, she came back down to Earth, literally, and she started dating Justin Trudeau,

and I hate to say it, but that kind of makes sense to me.

Like, I kind of get the relationship, and in my opinion, they are a perfect match. And it has made her better and more relevant than ever before. Like suddenly, he's taking her to the World Economic Forum. She's, like, dressed in these beautiful pantsuits. They're going to Coachella together. They're posting cute little selfies and going to brunch. Justin Trudeau's son is going on podcast being like, they're wonderful together. Like, it just makes sense. They're both, if I could like explain it, they both feel like the perfect

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