Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

We have a nauseating new couple alert, Justin Trudeau and Katie Perry.

I was hoping it was a fluke back in July when they were seen dining at Le Villalore.

Oh, ho.

In Montreal.

La, la, la.

But it appears the PDA is real, or at least really, really forced because they were on her yacht in Southern California, just off the coast

of Santa Barbara, apparently, and he's grabbing her ass, like, in full view. They know that she's

going to be hounded by paparazzi. No one really cares about him because he's like, if Gavin Newsom were a eunuch, that would be

Justin Trudeau, like such an unattractive soy boy who's also obsessed with wearing blackface.

Now, Katie Perry obviously has questionable taste and then she had a disastrous marriage to

Russell Brand, who by all accounts. I mean, he's been on some Fox shows. Everyone says he's really

nice. Whatever. Some bad accusations leveled at him. Who knows if they're true? I hope they're

not for his sake. But they didn't have a good marriage.

This is the part of me that you never, ever, ever take away from me.

So, you know, sticks in stones.

Stop throwing me your bone.

That's what Katie Perry wrote about Russell Brand.

And then she was with Orlando Bloom.

And I know I've said this before on this podcast and maybe on the TV he had a body treatment at my house so Orlando Bloom and I are

practically best friends so I can't say she has disastrous taste in men because of Orlando Bloom because

he was Lego loss he has not been a good actor in

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